FOREIGNER UIA *Part 1

Assalamualaikum.

Ni kisah aku masa belajar kat UIA dulu.. Haa kat UIA ni memang pemes dgn golongan2 foreigner. Kekadang kau akan ngango seketika bila dengar negara asal mereka. Bg mereka yg lemah geografi macam aku kenalah tipu bajet tau gile2. Sembang mesti lebat dey! Adik-adik, ayuhlah merasai pengalaman berada di dalam UIA barang seminggu dua. Internationale! Bak kate Mamat Khalid.

Pada satu hari kejadian. Aku berbaju pink, selipar hijau ngan tudung kuning. Seperti trafic light yg sedang berjalan. Time tu aku nak balik dari library. Otw nak balik aku singgah jap kat ATM machine nk keluar duit. ATM machine kat library mmg sikit macam harom. Toit toit toit and tadaaa.. 'Out of Service'. Nyumpah2 aku time tu padahal chip student card aku yg karat. Deimm!
Masa pusing belakang aku nampak seekor foreigner Tunisia kat belakang aku. Berkulit putih dan tinggi cam tiang bendera. Dan dialog bermula..

Foreigner: Assalamualaikum. Hi sister. Can I have a word with you for a little while?

Aku: OK, a word only. Dan2 aku menganjing padahal aku cuak gila la gila.

Dia tanya aku asal mana, taun berapa, umur, course. Jujur2 lurus aku menjawab weh. Noob sgt aku.

Aku: Are you a student here?

Foreigner: No im teaching here. From Kuantan campus being transfered to ICT kuliyyah and doing some research for my bla bla bla.. 

Time paling aku smell something fishy bila dia kuarkan duit 50 dari walet n hulur kat aku lepas aku tak boleh keluar duit utk kali kedua kat center. N cara dia amat memaksa suruh aku ambik duit tu..
Hei dude, RM50 is too much small to have an impact on my intelligence. 

Foreigner: Maybe we can have a nice cup of tea at cafe? Just for 5 minutes. Please... And he really sounded like a desperado.

Aku: Sorry. I need to go back to Mahallah. 

Foreigner: Ok then I'll send you to your mahallah. I have car there. 

Aku: Well i dun take a ride wif a stranger and I will not! 

Foreigner: Ookay... Hmm.. can I have ur your number? Maybe we can meet up to another day? Going out from the campus during weekend. See how fishy he was! Tibe ajk keluar..

Aku: I'm sorry if i need to tell you this. I'm not interested to b your friend, take ur money, ride your car or whatever. You're too old for me.. There are a lot of people here that you can b fren wif.. Not me.

Foreigner: If someone says to you, you are rude, you've done one of 2 things. Either you've been daringly impolite or you've been rather indecent.. Learn to respect... Bla bla bla diceramahnye kat aku pulak. Bermuhasabah sgt aku rasa.

I sound like a bimbo here but tis is true story tat i really want to share wif ppl. Dun get excited wen a foreigner approaches you like he is so interested wif u yet in fact he actualy got something nasty towards you once you've been trapped!

Lepas kejadian tu aku salu terserempak dgn dia. Until next semester, aku nampak die mengajar kat satu kelas dan kelas itu sebelah kelas aku.. Dia mmg lecturer kat UIA rupanya. Tp kawan2 aku ckp ramai je lecturer foreigner kat UIA pangai cam cipan. Bak kate pepatah. Cam haramjadah. Dan dia adelah lecturer haramjadah itu.. Huahuahaua..